some of these fanboys, man…they just want us women to have nothing.

no black widow movie, no wonder woman movie, no functional costumes, no more than one female per six heroes….nothing we can remotely identify with. 

tagged → #not a good day
If you go to Reddit right now the top post is a sarcastic post about Black Widow needing her own movie…

And this is why we can’t have nice things. 

commandersass:

*witty line*

*drops drumsticks**jumps out of plane*

aka Steve Rogers sasses a woman and then flees - a trilogy

I have read the grammar rules a million times and I still can’t decide if it’s James’ or James’s. EVERYTHING CONFLICTS.

plushstiel:

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

I haven’t even seen the video and already i’m confused because of these comments. Do these men think we’re in A/B/O ‘verse or something?? Beta males and Alpha males? Next thing you know they’ll be talking about knots and heat. 

tagged → #it's sooooo brutal

Let’s talk about dreams.

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cameralinz:

cameralinz:

Running themes in Iron Man 3, Thor 2, and Captain America 2: Leaving the old power structure behind, blank slates, and people the heroes care about (Pepper, Jane, Bucky) being hijacked by a dark force. This is what we go into Avengers 2 with. Discuss. 

beccawriteskay said: Perhaps foreshadowing JARVIS being hijacked by Ultron (to become Vision)? At least that’s my theory.

Hey that’s kind of delicious. I’m not sure where I’m sitting yet. The obvious thing is that all of the heroes have gone in to chillax mode, suggesting it’s got to be something pretty damn grand to bring them out of their new objectives. Tony’s is being more than a suit. Thor is enjoying his life with mortal Jane. Cap’s is finding Bucky. There is no SHIELD infrastructure to bring them currently. “the age of miracles” was said in the Avengers teaser. That’s how big Avengers 2 is going to be. Aliens are so last year. Miracles are the villain. Freakin’ miracles, man. So yes, how does Ultron come into all this…how bad is this gonna hurt? lol

Well I read a quote somewhere, possibly from Joss Whedon, that said, “In the first movie, they assembled to save the world. In the second, they assemble to save themselves.”

So in the original comics, Hank Pym created Ultron. They’re obviously rewriting that because Ant-Man comes out after AoU. So my low-key theory (haha silly puns) is that Tony will create Ultron. And what do we know about Tony? He’s smart. And he’s always prepared. Example number one? The fact that he’s created a Hulkbuster armor. Bruce and he are friends, close friends, but Tony still created an armor that could take down Hulk if need be.

So what’s to say he doesn’t have similar protocols for all the Avengers? How to take down Cap, Thor, Widow, and Hawkeye if they ever NEED to be taken down? 

Therefore, whenever or however he creates Ultron, what does Ultron have access to? All of Tony’s data and material and plans to take down the Avengers. Dirt on Natasha’s past (she did release it all into the world in Cap 2, so of course Tony could find it with ease). How to break Cap emotionally (because there is no dirt on Cap; you kill Cap with feelings and guilt and his longing for his old life). Anything else that could break Thor or Hawkeye. And Ultron is smart (he came from Tony, didn’t he?) and uses all of Tony’s knowledge and plans against the Avengers in order to destroy them. 

And part of this would be turning JARVIS into Vision, which would be one way of hurting Tony because he does see JARVIS as this strange AI friend.

Ultron is trying to get each one to destroy him or herself. The Avengers are imploding within. The only way to survive is for everyone to save each other. To be a team, even if they don’t like each other.

How the twins and age of miracles work into that, I’m not quite sure. But that’s my (very twisted and probably wrong) theory.

andrewgiraffields:

Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me

consulting-cannibal:

"Ohhh?" Metatron mused, flipping through the pages of a novel. "I think I understand you better than you’d think. Sorry you didn’t like the script though," he waved the Winchester Gospel into the Holy Fire. "A bit over-the-top."

"You probably could have consulted some older scripts. You seem pretty oblivious to what I’m capable of, Meta-douche." Gabriel grumbled, clenching his fists tighter.

so i did a whole meta write-up on gabe and my urge to be all things gabriel was so strong i had to transform it into the visual equivalent too i wANT HIM BACK